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                                            The good sheriff hates the zombie problem because as he says “What we're dealing 
                                            with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY 
                                            makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.”
                                             
                                                 
                                                Sheriff Buford son, Junior, was a disappointment even as a zombie. “There's no 
                                            way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm 
                                            gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!” 
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